Official verdict
NO. 2AMUZRY6
Submission as received
“My dog has a better daily routine than I do”
28% FIT
Your dog maintains a geriatric schedule and you are, functionally, the dependent requiring intervention.
Category: AI for the Aging Population
Assigned name
roitne
The YC version
“An agentic behavioral orchestration layer that reverses household authority via canine-native scheduling primitives.”
The honest version
A calendar app disguised as being about your pet.
What this secretly is
shame-based accountability with dog photos
Pitch inflation
0%
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Partner note
“The founder thinks they are the dog. Mild concern.”