Filed 2026-07-24
No. 3ZPLSAC-
Official verdict
Run your own →Submission as received
“I marinate chicken for 10 minutes and call it overnight”
8% FIT
You are systematically misrepresenting temporal data to an audience. The audit layer here is taste buds, which are notoriously non-compliant.
Category: AI-Native Compliance Infrastructure
Assigned name
marin8
The YC version
“Agentic temporal abstraction for culinary process orchestration and retrospective documentation normalization.”
The honest version
Lying about how long you left chicken in a bowl.
What this secretly is
fraud with seasoning
Pitch inflation
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Partner note
“Worst founder story I've heard. Also the chicken tastes fine, which somehow makes it worse.”