Official verdict
NO. 8CYZ7BIG
Submission as received
“I know my neighbors by their food smells, not their names”
18% FIT
You possess sensory data about your neighbors that could theoretically alert them to your presence, making you a proximity monitoring device for community elder
Category: AI for the Aging Population
Assigned name
aromatik
The YC version
“An ambient olfactory identity layer for multi-unit residential environments, leveraging cross-unit sensor fusion to establish neighborhood cohesion metrics.”
The honest version
You have a bad memory and your building smells like seven things at once.
What this secretly is
a failure to introduce yourself with a data extraction angle
Pitch inflation
0%
Partner note
“This is how you end up testified against in small claims court over an odor complaint.”