Official verdict
NO. 8Q9T9ITA
Submission as received
“My returned orders come back smelling like perfume”
8% FIT
A scent molecule is technically a physical-world sensor reading if you squint very hard and have no other options.
Category: Data for the Real World
Assigned name
olfax
The YC version
“Real-time olfactory telemetry and supply-chain contamination detection via ambient aromatic analysis.”
The honest version
Your returns warehouse smells bad because someone wears too much cologne.
What this secretly is
a complaint that should go to your warehouse manager
Pitch inflation
0%
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Partner note
“The perfume is the customer's. We're not a VC firm, we're a laundromat."”