Official verdict
NO. 97XCQDMQ
Submission as received
“My cat wakes me at 5am and I've accepted it”
18% FIT
Your cat is functionally an elderly relative with poor boundaries and you are its reluctant caregiver providing round-the-clock monitoring.
Category: AI for the Aging Population
Assigned name
whisker
The YC version
“Agentic behavioral intervention for predictive circadian disruption in multi-species households.”
The honest version
An alarm clock that shits in a box and judges you.
What this secretly is
learned helplessness as a value proposition
Pitch inflation
0%
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Partner note
“Your cat doesn't want funding. Your cat wants wet food at 5am and you're not the target market.”