Official verdict
NO. GKQD-BO3
Submission as received
“I tip 20% for the privilege of picking up my own order”
15% FIT
You are paying a fee to a middleman for a transaction you initiated yourself. This is technically blockchain.
Category: The Best Time to Build in Crypto
Assigned name
tipless
The YC version
“Agentic settlement optimization for transparent, user-controlled transaction fee discovery across distributed service networks.”
The honest version
Venmo, but angrier and with more feelings about service work.
What this secretly is
a rant disguised as a business model
Pitch inflation
0%
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Partner note
“The user has identified a problem. The solution is not a product.”