Official verdict
NO. OJRGEUT0
Submission as received
“I bought a standing desk and sit next to it”
19% FIT
You are a field worker in the field of your home office. The desk is infrastructure. You are the malfunctioning agent.
Category: New Operating Systems for the Physical World
Assigned name
upright
The YC version
“An autonomous behavioral-coordination middleware that optimizes human physical positioning relative to ergonomic infrastructure.”
The honest version
A chair that judges you. Ikea already sells this, but quieter.
What this secretly is
a MIDI controller for your back pain
Pitch inflation
0%
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Partner note
“Founder's posture bad. Probably a signal. Pass.”