Official verdict
NO. OXZ_RH0U
Submission as received
“My phone storage is full of good morning messages”
28% FIT
A phone full of good morning messages is cryptographic proof you have someone texting you. Deepfakes cannot yet manufacture reciprocal affection.
Category: Proving You're Human
Assigned name
moringi
The YC version
“A sentiment-native authentication layer leveraging asynchronous human affection vectors as cryptographic primitives.”
The honest version
A folder of text messages proving your girlfriend is real.
What this secretly is
a backup phone you check when lonely
Pitch inflation
0%
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Partner note
“Beautiful founder story. The market is, regrettably, not interested in proof of relationship status.”