Official verdict
NO. TFTCLD77
Submission as received
“Nobody knows the wifi password, we just never turn off the router”
8% FIT
Router is technically an API endpoint. Never restarting it demonstrates self-maintenance through aggressive neglect.
Category: Self-Maintaining APIs
Assigned name
persyst
The YC version
“An agentic self-healing infrastructure layer that eliminates manual intervention through persistent uptime optimization.”
The honest version
A router you're afraid to restart because you might not remember the password.
What this secretly is
learned helplessness as a network architecture
Pitch inflation
0%
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Partner note
“This is not a business model. This is a cry for help written in TCP/IP.”