Filed 2026-07-24
No. NBEDKVPO
Official verdict
Run your own →Submission as received
“I claim I can handle spicy and cry quietly”
18% FIT
Capsaicin-induced lacrimal response is a measurable biometric. The suppression protocol adds authenticity layer.
Category: Proving You're Human
Assigned name
silentfire
The YC version
“An agentic identity-verification matrix using autonomic pain-response suppression as a distributed trust primitive.”
The honest version
A lie detector test where you eat a ghost pepper and get graded on composure.
What this secretly is
performance anxiety with sriracha
Pitch inflation
SAASPLATFORMINFRAECOSYSTEMCIVILIZATION
Partner note
“This founder is either a liar or British. Either way, pass.”