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HALL OF INFLATION

  1. 01“My chai order is a personality trait”AI-Powered Consumer Products for 1 Billion People650%
  2. 02“My parents keep asking me to book cabs”AI for the Aging Population340%
  3. 03“I plan itineraries in color-coded spreadsheets”A Cloud for Small Software620%
  4. 04“I screenshot boarding passes and also print them”Proving You're Human680%
  5. 05“I pack 6 outfits for a 2-day trip”AI for the Aging Population630%
  6. 06“I remember birthdays only because of Instagram”AI for the Aging Population580%
  7. 07“Our friends' trip to Goa has been in planning for 4 years”Multiplayer AI620%
  8. 08“I'm the friend who plans every trip that never happens”Multiplayer AI620%
  9. 09“I say let's catch up soon and never do”Multiplayer AI620%
  10. 10“I have a 400-day streak on a language app and 12 words of vocabulary”The Primer610%
  11. 11“I enroll in online courses at midnight and never log in again”The Primer630%
  12. 12“I save productivity reels while lying in bed”The Primer420%
  13. 13“I make to-do lists and then lose the lists”A Cloud for Small Software180%
  14. 14“I bought a standing desk and sit next to it”New Operating Systems for the Physical World430%
  15. 15“I sleep 5 hours and read articles about sleeping 8”The Primer620%
  16. 16“I drink water only when an app tells me to”AI for the Aging Population420%
  17. 17“I renew my passport only when the trip is already booked”Proving You're Human620%
  18. 18“I have every document except the one being asked for”AI-Native Compliance Infrastructure510%
  19. 19“I never have change for parking”The Best Time to Build in Crypto620%
  20. 20“I keep every cardboard box in case I need to return something”A Cloud for Small Software620%
  21. 21“I stand in line to pay a bill that's payable online”Proving You're Human640%
  22. 22“I carry documents to get them photocopied and attested”AI-Native Compliance Infrastructure650%
  23. 23“I run holiday sales that lose money profitably”The Best Time to Build in Crypto840%
  24. 24“My returned orders come back smelling like perfume”Data for the Real World620%
  25. 25“I answer customer DMs at 2am”Multiplayer AI620%
  26. 26“My packaging costs more than my product”A Cloud for Small Software680%
  27. 27“I check my Shopify dashboard every 11 minutes”Multiplayer AI610%
  28. 28“I introduce myself as the founder of a company that is me”Multiplayer AI620%
  29. 29“I read about founders waking at 5am and go back to sleep”The Primer620%
  30. 30“I A/B test my LinkedIn posts”Multiplayer AI620%
  31. 31“My side project has a domain, a logo, and no code”A Cloud for Small Software640%
  32. 32“I network at events and never follow up”Multiplayer AI620%
  33. 33“My pitch deck has been almost done for 3 months”A Cloud for Small Software890%
  34. 34“I pivot my startup idea every time I open Twitter”A Cloud for Small Software650%
  35. 35“My cart has 23 items I'll never buy”AI-Powered Consumer Products for 1 Billion People610%
  36. 36“I set 9 alarms and wake up to none of them”Proving You're Human840%
  37. 37“My desktop is one folder called New Folder (7)”A Cloud for Small Software420%
  38. 38“My smart TV setup has 9 remotes”New Operating Systems for the Physical World580%
  39. 39“I forget passwords and reset them every single time”Proving You're Human620%
  40. 40“I have 47 browser tabs open and I'm afraid to close them”A Cloud for Small Software610%
  41. 41“My phone storage is full of good morning messages”Proving You're Human620%
  42. 42“I screenshot things instead of bookmarking them”A Cloud for Small Software560%
  43. 43“I have 14,000 unread emails”AI-Native Compliance Infrastructure650%
  44. 44“My HOA sends three emails about one hedge”AI-Native Compliance Infrastructure680%
  45. 45“I know my neighbors by their food smells, not their names”AI for the Aging Population620%
  46. 46“Our building's lift has been under maintenance since March”New Operating Systems for the Physical World410%
  47. 47“My inverter beeps and I just live with it now”Data for the Real World420%
  48. 48“My cat wakes me at 5am and I've accepted it”AI for the Aging Population420%
  49. 49“My dog has a better daily routine than I do”AI for the Aging Population510%
  50. 50“An app that reminds me to water my plants”Data for the Real World210%

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